June 2012
- the internet: wow you're so pretty omg you're gorgeous let's have sex i'd date you so hard
- the rest of the world: and over here we have this deformed land whale
- me: -trying to sleep-
- brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
- brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
- brain: no one will ever love you.
- brain: you have to pee.